Delicious Nutritious CYCADS!!!!@@1111

Really easy to find at your local garden shop or next to your sofa!

I don't understand why so many paleo dieters neglect to consume cycads. They have been a part of our diet since the stone age and numerous hunter-gatherer tribes enjoy them. I hear that their starch goes really well in a puree of herbs with salmon. Making them is REALLY simple too! First you take the pith from the trunk, roots, and seeds and grind them into a coarse flour in your Vitamix. Then you soak it for five days and wash it out carefully several times to remove toxic chemicals. Finally, bake it on some hot rocks or ferment for several days. If tribal people in the jungle can do it, you can too.

Scientists don't recommend eating this, as some nerve toxin and other assorted natural chemicals could remain, but we paleo dieters know that it's a perfectly good food that people have eaten for hundreds of thousands of years! In fact, it's so valuable to hunter-gatherers that women will spend hours and hours preparing it.

Unlike potatoes, which they did not eat and therefore they are really bad. I can't find any studies that show that potatoes cause arthiritis or anything, but if Grok didn't eat it, then it doesn't belong. Who knows what it could do it you? 

Next time you are craving potatos, reach for your nearest house plants and start processing! Stone age foods are always good and neolithic foods are always bad! 

 

*just kidding. There is nothing wrong with modeling your diet on evolutionary principles that posit that the stone age was when we were eating food we evolved to eat, but it's fairly shallow to think that everything that is neolithic is bad. Almost ALL our food is technically neolithic. We should evaluate each food scientifically in light of our evolution.

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All the traditional diets

All the traditional diets fermented out toxins. This little step has just been forgotten recently, because it's not a convenient or cheap step in the process of stuff our fat faces.

I have very bad arthritis in a few joints. Paleo eating makes pain and inflammation almost non-existent, but when I eat nightshades... things start throbbing like crazy. I never understood why/what was caused it before I got into nutrition stuff.

Those nightshades may not cause the arthritis, but they sure exacerbate the symptoms. Wouldn't really matter to me if I wasn't training so much. Tomatoes (mainly tomato paste/sauce) is my nightshade vice.

I've soaked a few cups of red beans for protein during my little vegan stunt here lately. Beans have a lot of nutrition in them too, not just anti-nutrients.

Mmmm mmmm cycads! I knew they

Mmmm mmmm cycads! I knew they were good for something besides looking pretty! And cycad beer--does that count as Paleo?!

:P

LOL. Good one Melissa. Here's

LOL.

Good one Melissa. Here's to keeping it real.

Excellent post. Thought the

Excellent post. Thought the debate on Richard Nokley's blog was getting out of hand and this was a welcome breath of humor.

I lolled ^_^ Seriously

I lolled ^_^

Seriously though... I've totally seen this somewhere. I think travel channel, that drinking travel show that is awesome and hilarious... It might not have been the same plant, but it was a similar process. In Africa. I think, banana stalks or something? I think I'm getting Andrew Zimmern and Three Sheets confused. I'm pretty sure it was on both, but on Three Sheets they fermented it and made beer and Andrew ZImmern showed them using it to make porridge.

Well said Melissa!

Well said Melissa!