This blog is about the intersection between evolutionary biology and food. But also about practical applications, sustainable agriculture, and general tasty things. I originally started eating this way to heal from chronic health problems and...it worked!
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Isuck
06/02/2011 - 22:31
A new series inspired by my bad cooking. Follow these tips and your appetite will be so low you won't want to eat anything!
Tip #1:
Slice plantains into strips with vegetable peeler. Forget to season. Dehydrate in dehydrator for 12 hours. Try to eat. Total cardboard taste kills your appetite.
Wow, imagine how rich I'll be when I market that as a snack.
BONUS TIP:
Buy a new spice blend. Don't taste it at all. Throw a bunch of it in your food. Realize that it's incredibly spicy and causes your entire face to melt off.
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